I Was Here, But Now I'm Gone

Since I know tone doesn't always carry well in the written word, please allow me to set the tone of this post for you: dry, sarcastic, a combination of amused and irritated, slightly mocking in a way that is not unkind, and mostly just designed to fill the vacancy left by the last post. :)

You may have noticed a post here this morning entitled "The Name Game."

In case you didn't notice, it is now gone.

Apparently having some personal info on here (yeah, like I haven't given you all a lot of personal info as it is) created stress (not for me). So, being the submissive and obedient girl that I am, I have chosen to remove that post. Not because of the information about me, but because it contained information about others.

So now it's gone, and you can all breathe a big sigh of relief that not many people at all read this and learned my mother's maiden name, my first pet's name, my second favourite colour.

Anyone who reads me regularly, though, likely knows who I (really) am and where I'm from...and I'm okay with that. I really don't believe I have a lot to fear from a few stay-at-home mothers and women's ministry leaders as far as hunting me down and stealing my used vehicle (of which you can also probably find the make and model listed somewhere in my archives, along with a great picture)!

Except, you really couldn't steal my vehicle anyway. It appears to have decided I am a thief and has gotten itself locked in anti-theft mode. Apparently, even with the keys that contain a special microchip that works with this - and only this - vehicle, it will not allow itself to be started and/or stolen. Mwahahahahahah - your pernicious plans have been foiled! (Erm, along with any plans I may have come up with for this weekend.)