In order to avoid severe damage caused by tumultuous tears raining down, hot windy gusts of bitter words, hailing anger and destructive hurt - listen carefully to the full announcement.
You must not - not ever - never - just don't do it - ask a slightly chubby woman when her baby is due.
If you do not heed this warning you will see a front of low self-image moving in. As that low pressure zone moves, it will encouter a wall of high PMS; at which time you best begin locking down the storm shutters to keep the devestation of the hurricane winds at bay.
This public service announcement was sponsored by your friendly neighbourhood
Again, please heed this warning in order to maintain gentle breezy relationships and placid temperatures.
We will now return to your regular programming. Beeep.
Do you need us to take such person out? Hire a hitman? We are here for you. Blast.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel better, a certain ministry lead, last name starting with a C ending with an L... asked me the same question. I blamed it on the shirt and have never worn it again.
Gotta be the shirts fault.